Friday, 30 January 2009
My night out
last night Lock And Load was in attendance at the gala preview of the New Middle-Eastern Art exhibition at the Saatchi gallery and right swanky it was too.
I spotted a six-foot transvestite in a stunning orange outfit, members of Duran Duran and Krishnan Guru-Murthy off the telly. I felt a little overdressed for the occasion but the lovely transvestite assured me that one can never be overdressed. Much wine was quaffed, the security guards all seemed to be dressed in Prada and everybody enjoyed looking at everybody else's clothes. The art hardly got a look-in! On account of the copious free booze and the chance to overdress, the place was rammed but I'll certainly be back for a look when It's quieter.