Monday, 11 May 2009

Catch up

Darling ones,

it's been an AGE since I blogged. Such is life when one must maintain one's twitter account not to say Facebook. Like needy chicks their beaks gape, demanding to be fed the latest juicy morsel.

So what's new? Not that much. Writing an awful lot of sci-fi. Turning them into short scripts which I find useful for exploring ideas that might gestate into features or other forms. I've thought recently that I really must focus on smaller amounts of projects instead of my currently piecemeal approach which spreads time and effort too far.

Justin Hustlin is going waaay over budget so I must apply for extra funding. I'll pass on anything I find that is of note.

I'm away to a Raindance thing Wednesday night: Robert Raskin, talking about story design.

Anyone else?

And finally:

Something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade....

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner' s suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.."

"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"

He said: "Who fucked up your hair?"


Lucy V said...


Hate negative bastards, they should all be put in a box and buried underground with ants and jam. Oh wait-- no, not me as well!

Lara said...

Oh, I so love this. Thanks for making me crack a big wide smile! xxx

potdoll said...

LOL! I loved it too!

God I'm so high cos of tonight...

see you in the bar! xx

Elinor said...

Don't forget that tomorrow is National Blasphemy Day.