OLD LADY FACE CREAMS

Yes, darling ones, it was my birthday at the weekend. I lay in a happy trance of cards, a worrying amount of Old Lady Face Creams, shoes, a skirt made by my daughter, chocs, perfume and a walking Nun that spat fire called Nunzilla. They're trying to tell me something.

So, having got over my prima donna tizzy at NOT being chosen for a Pitch In Time, I have decided to set up my own production company called Nun With A Gun Productions Ltd largely because I want to keep the theme of armed clergy going but also because when I answer the phone I can say "Nun With A Gun Productions. Mother Superior speaking."